We’re Hitting the Trail (For Now)

Local Mountain Will Return in October.

We hope you’ve enjoyed the content! Local Mountain will return in October after taking a break to thru-hike the Colorado Trail.

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We’re off to see the mountains! No joke here, Local Mountain News will be on hiatus until October 1st. In the fall, we will return with more puns, jokes, and fake news stories to keep you informed about pressing environmental issues. Opposites attract! And despite their differences, the various waste is planning a honeymoon for the floating trash island in the middle of the ocean. According to acquaintances, the New Jersey resident blames his problems both on other people and the chemical insecticide plant upstream from his childhood home. When asked about his cleats, the ice climbing island-native claimed "Ya, crampon my style mon" in a thick Jamaican accent. The bugs have shown support for tax breaks, government funding, and other initiatives to help wipe out the human race as quickly as possible. According to the report, all she's asking for is some skylights or windows to add interior light and reduce energy consumption but please, let's not make a huge deal about this. Sources are saying that's it's great, but c'mon let's be realistic here. Local Mountain News is prepared to face the inevitable backlash for covering this story. "The way I see it - I'm the only thing stopping this water bottle from ending up in a landfill," proclaimed the hero, playing by his own rules to save the planet.

Contact Us

For any and all questions please email me at Brian@Local-Mountain.com.

Upon return, we will be looking for freelance help with writing, design, and video editing. I’d like to take this train as far as it goes am looking for like-minded people to tackle the world’s environmental concerns through absurdity, wordplay, and humor. If you are interested, please do not hesitate to reach out via email.